Monday, October 30, 2017

ALL THE RUMORS OF ME FALLING OFF THE EARTH ARE UNFOUNDED

Charly Gordon predicts the future.
 
 ALL RUMORS OF ME MOLESTING A GATOR IN FLORIDA HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.   NEVER BEEN TO FLORIDA, THE ARMY DIDN'T SEND ME THERE.   I DETEST POLITICS IN IT'S FORM, SPIRIT, INSANITY AND CONSEQUENCES THAT SPRING FROM IT.  FOR THE SAKE OF MY BLOOD PRESSURE AND MENTAL HEALTH, I MUST REFRAIN FROM THAT SUBJECT.  I PRAY FOR THE PRESIDENT, THE NATION AND THE WORLD.  I WILL SPEAK OF OTHER THINGS ONCE I GET OVER MY FUNK AND WRITER'S BLOCK.


2 comments:

  1. YOU'RE BACK!!!!!

    HAZZAH!!!!!

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    1. Oh I'm sorry Quartermain - I've been telling everyone you were shot by an angry husband as you tried to escape out the window!

      :)

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