A BELATED CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

It's a Christmas special that would make Canada Glenn's in-laws drop bricks.

Oh Floor Walker....

ALL THE RUMORS OF ME FALLING OFF THE EARTH ARE UNFOUNDED

Charly Gordon predicts the future.

 

 ALL RUMORS OF ME MOLESTING A GATOR IN FLORIDA HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.   NEVER BEEN TO FLORIDA, THE ARMY DIDN'T SEND ME THERE.   I DETEST POLITICS IN IT'S FORM, SPIRIT, INSANITY AND CONSEQUENCES THAT SPRING FROM IT.  FOR THE SAKE OF MY BLOOD PRESSURE AND MENTAL HEALTH, I MUST REFRAIN FROM THAT SUBJECT.  I PRAY FOR THE PRESIDENT, THE NATION AND THE WORLD.  I WILL SPEAK OF OTHER THINGS ONCE I GET OVER MY FUNK AND WRITER'S BLOCK.